Character Quotes – Dogbert

Today, this particular character spotlight come from the Dilbert Animated Cartoons shorts from itunes. Spoken by the shrewd business genius and manipulator of men: Dogbert. The anthropomorphic mutt drops one of his pearls of wisdom on an undeserving audience.

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Dogbert: I like to con people, and I like to insult people. If you combine ‘con’ and ‘insult’- you get ‘Consult’.


*Scene change, in an office now*


Dogbert: “I’m here to ‘Consult’ you.


Boss: “It’s sounds expensive and demeaning… Okay!”

September 10, 2009
Categories: Character Quotes . Tags:, , . Author: Boss Bronze

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