Ding! – Borderlands 2 DLC Available (Already?!) part Deux

 

OOOHHHH YEAH!!!!! CAN YOU DEFEAT THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE IN THE LATEST BORDERLANDS DLC – MISTER TORGUE’S CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE!!! WOOO!! I KNOW YOU CAN PLAYERS BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL HARDCORE B@D @$$ES WHO WHUPPED JACK AND SPANKED CAPTAIN SCARETTE IN HER SKINNY BOOTY! BUT DON’T EXPECT TORGUE TO GO EASY ON YOU HE, LIKE HIS GUNS, ARE EXPLOIVES AND EXTREME! HE TURNED A BIG CHUNCK OF THE PLANET INTO HIS PERSONAL THUNDERDOME AND IS RECRUTING VAULT HUNTERS TO FIGHT IN IT! THE PRIZE – ANOTHER VAULT (AND WHO KNOWS WHAT’S IN THERE)! THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU GET A TRAINER(S), THE BAD NEWS IS THAT THEY’RE CRAZY, THE LOCATIONS ARE DEADLY, AND THE ENEMIES  YOU’LL BE FIGHTING WILL BE HEAVY ARMED, MOBILE, AND REALLY, REALLY WANT TO KILL YOU! GOOD! BECAUSE  MISTER TORGUE’S CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE WOULDN’T BE A CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE WITHOUT A CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE! BUY THIS DLC NOW A PROVE YOUR BADASSITUDE TO DAY, MISTER TORGUE DEMANDS IT!

 

 

 

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