The Simpson X(Cross) Family Guy


What the…. There are no words, only this feeling.


Wow, Really… – People got Xbox One earily (Yay!) & but got banned for live for doing so (Boo!)



Yeah, you read right. Some in lucky souls who pre-ordered from Target got their Xbox Ones’ 13 days sooner than expected. And you would think they wouldn’t able to use it online because Xbox live isn’t properly formatted to the new system yet (or so Microsoft says), but nope at least one user was able to log on & have fun almost straight out of the box. You know people after the whole ‘always online’ debacle a lot of fellows gamers said they wouldn’t give the Xbox One the time of day. I knew though that the system was pretty awesome and I wanted it even a little more than the PS4; my point is that the people who got the Ones confirmed what I already knew – the latest Xbox console is a real winner. The one player in particular couldn’t stop tweeting about the fun he was having, so one more point for the Omnigamer.  Honestly Microsoft’s console could use this good press since its rep been talking a beating… That’s why they shut down all the early Xbox One owners  from live until the launch date  of the console(which is 11/22), which is now causing those people to take their frustration to the internet… Smooth move, Micro, smooth move… Oh well, at least the early reports of the console is good – I still call that a win.




Wow, Really… – Denial Care rap


Ok, this one comes from Blu, and honestly I’m not quite sure how to go about this. Basically the fine people at the Oregon Dental Association decided to take a unique route on informing kids of proper oral health care: by producing a rap video entitled ‘Teach Me How to Brushy‘. This is a PSA, no doubt about that; it cheesy, corny, and smacks of playhouse Disney. However it’s gaining quite a bit of popularity and its Cinematography is actually pretty decent. Plus I’m for anything telling people to brush their teeth more often; there are far too many people with stank breath in the world today (and you know who you are –, Listerine, Cool Mint, it’s a good thing). Anyway, enjoy.




Wow, Really… – Priceline Negotiator dies!


No, no, not William Shatner – the character he plays: Priceline Negotiator – is dead. Bravely sacrificing himself to save people and giving them better deals on vacation packages all at the same time. Here at the Armada we’re not quite sure how to feel about this; on the one hand if he was going to go out he should have gone out little more epically (wrestling a tornado, while slaying a dragon, and beating ‘fate’ at cards in the same time sounds about right). While on the other hand this is the captain we’re talking about here, and no one takes out the captain. So watch the commercial and make your own assumptions but all we got to say for now is: Wow, Really (And we don’t think this story is over yet)…





Wow, really? – Odd job (seemingly) goes nut job.


No not  Harold Sakata aka ‘Tosh Togo’’s Odd job from the 1964 spy thriller ‘Goldfinger’; Joe Son’s Odd job parody (Random Task) from the 1997 spy comedy Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Apparently Son was arrested back in the ’08 for brutalizing a young woman; now he may be accused of murdering his prison cellmate. All I got to say is: Wow, really Joe Son?

This just in (or not) – Wolverine actor, Hugh Jackman, fractures jaw of former Pro-Wrestling Heavyweight Champ.


Okay, so if you’re not a fan of professional wrestling, then you probably missed Hugh Jackman making a guest appearance on <WWE Raw Supershow. Yep the Emmy and Tony award winning actor was the show’s guest host mainly there to get a cheap pop (a cheer caused by shameless schmoozing) out of the audience and get free publicity for his latest film.


All of a sudden jerky ex-World Heavyweight Champion, Dolph Ziggler and his manager Vickie Guerrero come out to confront the Wolverine star (calling him Batman while he was at it). This all boils down to a match between Ziggler and WWE fan favorite and internet celeb, Zach Ryder, with Jackman in Ryder’s corner. When the easily distracted ref is, well distracted, Jackman winds up his right fist, smashing his adamantium bones right in Ziggler’s chops, helping Ryder get the W.




Well a day later, Ziggler tweeted on his Twitter page:

land in Bikini Bottom 9:30 am, MRI scheduled for 1 pm…..possible fractured jaw #thanksBatman




hairline mandibular fracture. Guess i’ll put my chipotle in a blender for a few weeks, its not ballet #HEEL > heal.



Fortunately all Ziggler needs is a special mouth guard and he’ll still be able to wrestle. But this goes to show you, you don’t mess with a 6′ 2 Aussie who played a savage mutant with razor sharp claws and who was taught to box by boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard.


Well that’s all I got, til next time, this is TBL, hoping my next post won’t be two months later.

Transformers Animated Japanese Opening….AWESOME!!!!

I’m a big TF fan already, but I just had kittens when I saw this. The song rocks to begin with, but the beautiful animation and the fights was crazy!!! Probably the most epic Transformers and anime opening EVER!!! I challenge you to prove me wrong.