WTF/FTLOZ: Destiny – The Taken King / The ‘new’ voice of the Ghost

 

Well people as much and as many good things about the new DLC, The Taken King, has for us Destiny players; there is another side of this treasured coin. See the voice of the Ghost until recently was Peter Dinklage and his performance was just fine (contrary to the loudest minority and their baseless complaints). Throughout my adventure he was the ghost; adding commentary, dignity, and a little comedy to the story. However Dinklage was replaced by Nolan North (due to money or bungie cutting their losses, no one knows for sure) and as of now his voice is now the voice of Ghost. Nolan North is a vet video game voice actor who deserves all the respect in the world for all his work. At the end of the day  however he is not my Ghost, he is not the Ghost, and no amount of ‘ a better written story’ from the Taken King will change that. Maybe someday Dinklebot will return, but unlikely –  The age of Nolantron has begun.

 

WTF/FTLOZ – Let it go (please)!

It didn’t have to come to this…

 

Hey everyone, remember the pop-culture diarrhea known as The Harlem Shake? Well I did and it was one of the most musically stupidest things of the last year. Well guess what? I found the most musically annoying thing of this year: ‘Let it go’. For the few lucky people who don’t know what I’m talking about ‘Let it go’ is a musical number from the Disney animated movie “Frozen‘. Now I never watched the movie before (although I may in the future), but I know the song is from the movie, and how do I know that? Because every radio station in creation has told me before they start playing the song, and YouTube, forget about it, they are ridiculous.  So here and now I say: No more Let it go, no more on the radio, no more on YouTube, no more singing it to yourself – that song is banned in the Armada. It’s not a bad song people, but it’s soooooo whiny I can’t it anymore – plus the one millionth time is fine but one millionth & one, that’s where I draw the line. So to kick off the anti Let it go campaign here’s some video for viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF/FTLOZ: Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Shark Tank

Why… Why must Phineas and Ferb destroy everything I love!!!

WTF/FTLOZ – The Harlem Shake

 

OK people when I first commended on Gangnam Style (never mind the pirate speak, it was talk-like-a-pirate day) I thought it was a quirky, wacky, music video that I just didn’t get (though it grew on me over time). However at least is was entertaining, at least PSY was talented, and least the Gangnam Style video was made with actually effort. The Harlem Shake, a beyond inane ‘dance’ with ‘music’, is the anti-Gangnam Style. I’m serious, it’s possible the worst thing I’ve seen (creatively) on YouTube. It is so bad I’ve had to create a new segment called WTF/FTLOZ, or What the Freak / For the Love of Zod, whose purpose is to highlight the very worst of the net – and the Harlem Shake is the inaugural subject because it’s just awful… But the scary thing is people its spreading, not only is it gaining popularity on the YouTube but people are starting to create off shoots ( a few examples below)- why, WHY! Please people stop the madness for the Love of Zod, go back and watch Gangnam Style, watch Epic Rap Battle, heck even watch the Annoying Orange Show, anything, but don’t watch or support The Harlem Shake – it is evil.

 

 

 

Now ‘this’ one, I like.