The Dark Knight plays: Guardians of the Galaxy – the Telltale Series (Episode 1 – 4)

Editor’s Note: The opinions and outright childish rant of the ‘Dark Knight plays’ do not reflect the views of the Video Game Armada

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! Remember kids: alcohol and cosmic items, sought by mad purple titans, do not mix. Also, today, we sell a corpse… Yay….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dark Knight plays: Guardians of the Galaxy – the Telltale Series (Episode 1 – 3)

 

Editor’s Note: The opinions and outright childish rant of the ‘Dark Knight’ plays do not reflect the views of the Video Game Armada

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! Well after they defeated the riddle of the closed door, our ‘heroes’ will meet their destiny and do battle with the purple people eater, a.k.a. Thanos. Will they suck? Yes. Will they succeed? I ain’t telling you, watch the video. If I got to suffer, everyone got to suffer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dark Knight plays: Guardians of the Galaxy – the Telltale Series (Episode 1 – 2)

 

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! People… In Batman the Telltale Series I’ve stopped an armed robbery, fought catwoman, and still had enough time to attend a high scale party and verbally smackdown a crime boss in the beginning of my episode. In Guardians of the Galaxy – the Telltale Series, they have trouble opening a door in the same amount of time…. I’m not saying, just saying…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dark Knight HATES: Guardians of the Galaxy – the Telltale Series (Episode 1 – 1)

 

Editor Note: The opinions and outright childish rant of the Dark Knight plays do not reflect the views of the Video Game Armada

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! Well Batfans, how do I follow up on playing one of the greatest games of all time (Batman the Telltale Series)? Well by playing one of the worst games of all time, and it’s called Guardians of the Galaxy – the Telltale Series! Just another attempt of Marvel to rip off DC and my genius game! Well this won’t stand, I, the BATMAN, will play this dumpster fire to show the world how inferior it is compared to my superior brand and game playing skills! Ha!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dark Knight plays: Batman the Telltale Series (Conclusion)

 

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! After weeks of dealing with skinny limey Penguin, and the tragic uglo Two-Face, and being doped up on rage-ahol, dealing with Bat Tech issues, boardroom drama, being committed, finding love, investigating murders, funding a political campaign, having my home raided (multiple times), and experiencing one really awkward moment, I finally get my hands on the C.O.A. and their leader Lady Arkham in the thrilling Conclusion of Batman the Telltale Series!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dark Knight plays: Batman the Telltale Series (Episode 5 – 3)

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! More detective work today , but don’t worry people with low attention spans, the pay off next episode is excellent.

 

 

 

 

 

The Dark Knight plays: Batman the Telltale Series (Episode 5 – 2)

 

I am the vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN! This will be a boring episode, and I’m sorry.

 

 

 

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