Movie Review: Star Trek – Beyond

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You know people are focusing on the rivalry between Marvel and D.C. films lately, however compared to the sci-fi civil war of the Stars (Star Trek vs Star Wars) those two are rookies. Now both Stars movies will come out this year, Star Trek Beyond is first and Rouge One (A Star Wars joint) will be this year. So let’s see if Star Trek’s opening shot is a good one.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trailer-Rama: Star Wars – The Force Awakens

 

Who loves Star Wars?

Yes we do!

Who loves Star Wars?

I do too!

 

Yes people the first trailer of the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, was revealed days ago and already its making waves. Now people I know there’s a controversy but you all need to relax about it. I mean the droid in the trailer (mark 0:29) was of irregular shape and the ball body was not something people were expecting. However people its 2014 and it’s a new day; droids can be of any shape, size, color, so why not ball locomotion? We’re seen flying, wheels, and the trusty legs for our robotic pals; now is the time for new, now is the time for change, and for the detractors I’m afraid you’ll have to get use to it.

 

 

 

 

 

This just in (Or not) – Now some words from J.J. Abrams

 

The director of the latest Star Wars movie (Episode VII) J.J. Abrams decided to take a break from, well, directing of the latest Star Wars movie to promote the ‘Force for Change‘ charity which: ‘dedicated to finding creative solutions to some of the world’s biggest problems’. Also they are hosting a special contest of people who donate, that lucky person will get once in a life time moment to be in the next Star Wars movie. This is a very noble cause and a fantastic opportunity, but people the real story is the the bird handler, er, thing that went across the shot while Abrams was speaking. As you can see he was practical effects, not CGI, meaning all you ner- I mean hyper serious Star Wars fans know that J.J. Abrams have heard your bleats and will be using them in the next movie. Yay! Victory for the fans at last!  Down with CGI and there ability to make  awesome looking movies people still enjoy in animated films but mixed in other movies is a no-no for some reason. Seriously though donate to Force for Change and try your luck silver screen immortality.

 

 

 

Movie Review – Star Trek: Into Darkness

 

Hi action and techno jargon abound, all that’s was missing is the Gagh.

 

 

 

This just in (Or not) – Han Solo is slated to appear in Episode VII

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That’s right, the original cocky, super smuggler is coming back for Episode VII: Han Solo. The legendary Harrison Ford character showed a different kind of hero for people to look up to; ones that lies, cheats, smuggles, and  always shoots first. But under that underworld shell beats the heart of noble gunslinger who risk his freedom and life to help people he didn’t know and a fight a war that was a hopeless cause in the eyes of any other criminal. He even got a princess in the end (the princess of a destroyed planet but still) so yeah Han’s awesome. What role will he play, only J.J. knows, but I’ll say this more and more people want in Ep.7 – stay tune for more info.

 

 

 

Trailer-rama: Star Trek – Into Darkness

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You know I was just thinking: where the heck is my 2009 Star Trek sequel, life is funny you know. I already got my Meta physical ticket; see you all May of next year in the theater.