Trailer-Rama: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

 

Haters are going to hate people, haters are going to hate. They’re gonna hate the concept, they’re gonna hate the actors, they’re gonna hate the CG, they’re gonna hate the story, they’re gonna hate the soundtrack, they’re gonna hate the fight scenes, they’re gonna hate the producers, they’re gonna hate for hate sake and they’re certainly gonna hate Micheal Bay. However people; if you watch this trailer and see the potential, that maybe, just maybe, this new take on TMNT might be good, then, we here at the Armada, will salute you.

 

 

 

This just in (Or not) – Megan Fox to be April O’Neil on new TMNT Movie

Yeah, I can see it.

Yeah, I can see it.

 

Ah the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The perfect example of the coolness of the 80’s: they are pizza eating mutates that lives in the sewer system of New York City who were also ninja taught by a man rat master and use said training to fight magic beings, interdimensional armies, and rival ninja clans lead by a dude called ‘the Shredder’ – what’s not to love. The series usually reboots every, oh I say, 7 years or so, and the latest run by nickelodeon is very impressive. However there hasn’t been a movie in a while, well it’s been a while since the Turtles was popular enough for another movie. Regardless there is a new movie in the works and Michael Bay is heading it, stop groaning – you love his movies, warts and all. So guess who got the role of famed journalistic hotie April O’Neil? Megan Fox, the same Megan Fox who says Bay ‘He wants to be like Hitler’ and swore never to work with the guy again. Let that be a lesion to you fokes… I’m not sure what it is, but it’s there. Anywho I’m sure she can do the job as Ms. O’Neil, afterall she’s got the body all she needs now is the jumpsuit and big hair. Stay tune for more alien/mutant news.

 

And now comedy at Michael Bay’s expense, sorry.

 

Armada TV – Spongebob v the People (again)

Yeah so this happened:

 

 

And I can’t really add anymore to what Tom Kenny said here; children are not computers they’re living people (or soon will be). They learn at school and should enjoy themselves watching TV as adults do. That doesn’t mean letting them watch everything under the sun but as far as Spongebob is concerned, he’s as safe as a regular sponge in the kitchen. No, wait, he’s even safer than that considering what’s in your typical kitchen sponge these days.

 

Sorry Sponge old bean, but chances are this isn't the last stand you'll have to take