Let’s Review: The LEGO Ninjago Movie

 

And now our Movie Review of The LEGO Ninjago Movie

 

 

 

Game Preview – Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z

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Hey! You got my ninja in your zombie!

 

Well you got my zombie in your ninja!

 

And that’s how Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z got green lighted. Seriously there is so little info on this game I had to come up with something. What we do know is that we have an undead ninja (killed by Ryu Hayabus a of Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive fame) who’s killing other undead zombies and setting out to get revenge on the ninja who killed him. And that’s all you need to know, man we’re so close to Ninja vs. Pirates it’s not even funny. I want to see that game next Team Ninja.

 

 

 

 

Gameroween 2012 – Video Game Characters that make awesome costumes (Day 9)

 

Ok people no more sidetracks (for now anyway), back to basics with honest to goodness game characters that are legendary and pretty scare to boot – the Mortal Kombat ninjas. Now the ninjas are not: “AHHHH!” scary but rather “They’re going to freeze me, impale me, choke me, melt me, fry me” kind of scary – which is still pretty scary. They’re all assassins but from different clans and thus have different fighting styles: Sub-Zero can create ice from his finger tips, freezing opponents cold or forming ice weapons out of thin air; Scorpion, a undead assassin, uses various weapons to decimate his victims including his world famous spear (git over here!); Smoke use his mastery over vapors and fumes to confuse fighters and quickly wear away their defenses – and it go’s one from there. Mortal Kombat is one of the longest running game series in the world and as such has plenty of ninjas to choose from. So for this Halloween people pick a color and start practicing your fatalities today.

 

 

Phelous of TGWTG fame is a big Mortal Kombat fan (I think), as such he shows up as Sub-Zero (which I call Phelous zero) every so often – if a random internet reviewer of random things can make a half decent MK ninja gear so can you.

 

 

 

Armada TV – Ninja vandal terrorizes neighborhood

Ok, so, back in January I showed a Good Morning America report on ‘real life’ superheroes in Seattle. Now, or rather on Sunday, WPGH FOX 53 shows a news report on a ‘Ninja’ hoodlum (with sword in hand) causing trouble in a small community. I tell you people what’s next, Aliens, Demons, Skynet – whoa, scratch that, the machine uprising is too close for my taste already.  Just never mind…