Trailer-Rama Week – Pacific Rim + BioShock Infinite

 

 

It’s a shame but there are not enough giant robot movies out in the world. My earliest movie memory is, you guessed it, giant fighting robots. I don’t remember the name though, all I do remember is a good guy bot fighting a black bad guy bot with four spider-like arms (and no it wasn’t animated –if anyone knows what I’m talking about, and knows the name, please yet me know).  Ever since then I’ve seen giant robo cartoons(foreign & domestic), played giant robo video games (foreign & domestic) and even owned not-so- giant robo action figures (foreign & domestic) – but giant robo movie are a rare thing indeed. Then out of no where here comes this beautiful piece of cinema that shows what they should have done a long time ago when facing any problem that threaten man kind – make a giant robot. I swear the zombie apocalypse would be a 5 minute scuffle when up against a nuclear powered death machine.  Fortunately they won’t be doing that (Zombies are played out) they’ll be fighting against giant monsters and aliens – finally my life is complete.

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, BioShock Infinite. In four days this game comes out, we all play, joy.  And of course you’ll get all the reviewy goodness here at Video Game Armada. Stay tuned.

 

 

 

Happy New Year & welcome back to the Video Game Armada

New-Year-2013

 

Friends, gamers, countrymen (and women) welcome to the future. I mean it, 2013, isn’t that the year where there is always flying cars, robots, and holodecks. Well all those things may not ready for prime time yet but you know what is? That’s right, Video Game Armada – now with 30% more fans! It’s you all that gives Armada that special something and for that we’ll always be grateful. This year, like the years before, Armada will be full of awesome posts, reviews, and commentary about tech, entertainment and of course Video Games as a whole – starting today. Now I know its the new year and everyone’s ready to move on, but Blu actually found an awesome Christmas video featuring Spyro Skylanders that, for my professional due diligence, I must post. Trust me its worth it.

 

 

 

As for the new year itself – skilled superhero figureer,ItsJustSomeRandomGuy, created some multipurpose vid cards to help people with their resolutions (and our personal amusement as well). Ah people, 2013 is already starting on the good foot.

 

 

Old Grudges

 

 

 

Self-Improvement

 

 

 

New Beginnings

 

 

 

This Is The Year

 

 

 

Poetic License

 

 

 

 

Game Review – Team Fortress 2: Mann vs. Machine

 

 

Team Fortress 2 is the best thing in f2p since… Well… There’s nothing better to play for free honestly. I’ve touted this game up and down so much its embarrassing, and since I’ve figure out how to make the PC game work with my Xbox 360 controller it’s just like the good old days on the Orange Box – meaning unending slaughter on online players at my hands. But anyway, like a good property should they are constantly doing things to keep their IP fresh – player created content, creative YouTube contests, new multiplayer maps and modes, etc. However two & a half weeks ago Valve released their most ambitious TF2 add on yet: Co-Op. So was it a complete success or did it not turn out as they — hah ha ha ha! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face, of course they succeeded, its TF2 for crying out loud. But for the sake of journalist integrity I’m going to review it anyway, but just don’t expect any surprises here.

 

 

 

 

As you all should know there isn’t much of a story in the game Team Fortress 2 but rather their awesome web comics they put out every so often. There was two to explain the situation of Mann vs. Machine, and since I’ve reported on those issues there’s no reason to go into detail about it. However here’s a quick rundown just to get the uninitiated acclimated. The Red and Blue leaders were taken out by their estranged brother: Gray Mann. His goal is two fold; to eliminate his brothers and be the sole living Mann (check) and to take over the arms dealing company Mann Co from Saxton Hale (Shirtless before Taylor Launter). Gray Mann plans to take Mann Co by force with robots, a lot of robots. The only ones who can stop them is the recently unemployed mercenaries (you know the Soldiers, the Heavy, the Scout, etc), since their bosses are now taking a dirt nap they’re schedule have just freed up for bot smashing.

 

 

Mann vs. Machine Co-Op is, at its core, a Gears of Wars Horde mode, but with a whole lot of awesome added to it. See the robots aren’t just fodder; they start as metallic clones of the mercs wielding stock and generation 2 weapons. That might not seem like a big deal, but when they show up, they show up it force and in numbers (especially in advance modes). What’s more they’ll pair up in classic and unique attack patterns to annihilate you; you think a skilled player team is a pain in multiplayer, in Co-Op the bots are merciless, efficient, and have very good aim.  Victory for the bots is only achieved however if they’re able to plant a bomb at a Mann Co facility and that’s where the players come in. In a team of six, players must defend one of three Mann Co locations in anyway they can: shooting ‘em, burning’em, stabbing’em, and so on. Defeated bots drop cash (don’t ask), and the bigger the bot, the better the blingatude. Now that cash isn’t just for sheez & cheese, you can put it to good use by upgrading your weapons and skills. That’s right you can actually make your chosen class even more dangerous then they actually are now. You think your Soldier armed with a Beggar’s Bazooka is a menace now; just wait til you updated that bad boy with a extended ammo clip – those bots will face down a near endless steam for rocketed fury! Extended ammo clips are only the tip of the upgrading iceberg; from damage reduction to teleport spawn abilities, all is available to give the mercs an edge because ladies and gentleman you’ll need them.

 

 

 

Ranking

 

 

 

I told you not to be surprised here; sure at day one there were glitches and issues getting into rooms (and staying in them too might I add). Valve however solved most of those problems with quick and repeating patch jobs. Yes things still fall through the cracks sometimes, and snotty players will drop out and leave when things don’t go their way (or don’t feel like working as a team). Despite those judgments however you still get a truly excellent Co-Op experience that’s never the same way twice. The bots are challenging and intimidating, but still humorous in the ways that Team Fortress 2 is famous for. The merc upgrades add a new dimension you everyone’s favorite classes; either enhancing their weapons or making themselves less vulnerable to attack and damage. Also who can deny all the new swag we get for completing Mann Up mode. There’s nothing like showing off back in multiplayer that you’re a bad bass then with a new strange item decorated with decapitated bot bits or a metal doo-dad ripped from a smoking heep. And of course, like the whole game itself, is a free mode to get. So yeah Mann vs. Machine mode is a slam dunk, ace in the hole, sure thing that will do nothing but please gamers for hours on end. Join us now to fight back against the machine hordes today!

 

 

 

Trailer-rama – Mann vs. Machine (TF2 Co-Op)

 

You know, with the latest battery of games shaking through the pipes like Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2, and other non-sequel games you would think an almost five year game like Team Fortress 2 would lose some Steam (pun totally intended).  But nope, to date it is one of the few games out there with an almost unlimited amount of staying power thanks to its fans. Creating new stages, weapons and of course hats come from almost exclusively from the imaginations of fellow players. Steam however doesn’t sit on their hands either; they provide entertaining insight on the life and times of the Red and Blue mercs as well as their favorite arms dealer Saxton Hale via webcomic. However when they really want to drop the hammer they do so in a big way: enter Mann vs. Machine – Team Fortress goes Co-Op. That’s right people; no matter what color spectrum your merc sits on they decided to put their differences aside (for now) and work together to defeat a bigger threat: not getting paid… Oh and fighting an onslaught robotic doppelgangers from destroying Mann Co. Now it’s not my place to tell you all how all this came to pass (actually it is, but just this once I feel I would do the whole story little justice so…), below I provided links to the latest chapters in the TF saga that will fill you all in. Then get your butts to Mann Co. and start arming up – in a day and a half the robo-armageddon will be here.