Trailer-Rama: The Suicide Rouge Trek Beyond the Shadows

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Well people it looks like Hollywood wants more money. Thanks to the new, and impressive, trailers that just came, out they’ll be getting ours in the nearby future. Oh well, at least I’ll be entertained while going cash poor. 

 

This just in (Or not): Kylo Ren goes… Undercover!

 

What does Star Wars, Undercover Boss, and SNL have in common? Normally nothing but today a great deal.

Sweet Christmas Gift Guide – Star Wars Battlefront

 

Star Wars – The Force Awakens was amazing, and everyone knows it! But sadly now the adventure is over and we have to go back to our daily lives – or we? Thanks the power of Star Wars Battlefront we can join the conflict between the determined rebels and the brutal Empire. SWB is the most impressive looking game of the series by far, I swear some moments feel like I just got dropped into Hoth right then and there. And facing down a AT-ST (pronounced -“at~sssssit”) is downright intimidating with these now visuals. Now most battles do take place on the original movies (ep 4, 5, & 6) but owning this title also allows you to fight a battle on Jakku, that’s right, the same planet where the newest movie starts. Players have the added pleasure of knowing their battle helps with the newest Star Wars lore. I would say buy this game for all lovers of Star Wars, but that everyone these days so let the force guide you on this one.

 

 

 

Movie Review: Star Wars – The Force Awakens Aftermath

 

SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER.

You have been warned.

The Jedi Council’s 9 Dumbest Decisions

 

Remember how I defend Hayden Christensen’s portrayal of Anakin Skywalker, and no I didn’t change my mind. Anakin ended up the way he did due to bad luck and stupidity, but the Jedi own a lot to his failure. As noble as the Guardians of the Galaxy (not the Marvel guys) are they make too many mistakes and Anakin is involved with a lot of those. Fortunately IGN did a video of some of their bigger ones between the six movies; while some are nitpicks others are legit. If the Jedi are going to build a new republic they need to avoid a lot of these mistakes.

 

 

 

 

 

Non-issue issue: Hayden Christensen might be in the next Star Wars films

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“Deal with it.”

 

With only 81 days until the release of the next Star Wars film, Episode VII, people are getting an excited and the rumors are starting to fly. One rumor in particular is getting the loudest minority all up in arms: Hayden Christensen maybe returning to the Star Wars series in the new movies. To quote Obi-Wan to match the internet’s overblown reaction to the rumor: “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror-“. People, really, this is a non-issue issue. Hayden Christensen’s role of Anakin Skywalker (pre Darth Vader) wasn’t the best, but it was far from the worst. Like the prequel movies themselves, Anakin was the origin story of Darth Vader they got, not the one they wanted. But people, he couldn’t be born force choking noobs and terrorizing the galaxy right out he gate. There had to be a reason why he was so malicious and almost inhuman inside and out in the original movies. The prequels did a good job not only showing how messed up Anakin life is and was (slave, mother was a slave, used by Jedi, used by Sith, in love but wasn’t allow in the order, hid his marriage, manipulated emotionally to do horrible things, turned into a cyborg, then died), but also a perfect example of how the road to hades is paved on good intentions. So people, whether the rumors are true or not, please let this non-issue issue go – it’s really not worth all the hate.

 

Games & Gear of 2015 : Star Wars – Battlefront

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Star Wars: Battlefront, also known as the good Battlefield game, is finally making the 3rd sequel everyone (including me) was waiting for. I still remember the joy I had leading the Confederacy of Independent Systems against the mutant clone army. My weapon of choice Droideka, of course; speed, suppressive fire power, portable shield, intimidation – the perfect class in my opinion. Sadly the droids lost that war in the prequels and gave rise to the more famous ‘Star Wars’ of the Rebels vs the Empire. And while those factions didn’t have the Droideka; they all had vehicles, turrets, and even ‘hero classes’ to use on the battlefield. It was a hoot and a half! Now with the new Force Awakens movie coming soon; this game will be perfectly timed to the Star Wars madness that’s soon to follow. The release date could be as early  as April or as late as this winter holiday, either way get ready to wage war in a galaxy far far this year.